Monday, March 15, 2010

this time baby...

i really need to kick myself in the face.

was home in LA for a week and it was so amazing. needed time to breathe and see the people i love.

highlights:
kill bill (ali made me watch it, so good)

70 miles round trip to sonic. SO WORTH IT
-adventure to find vodka soon followed

if they really want to OFFICIALLY be america's drive-in then they really need to have more of them, and not just po-dunk towns. its insane.

tried to go to a gun range but we don't know people who know guns...
-riding a motorcycle and shooting a gun will have to be postponed until further notice

i dub this hard ass

hung out with emma a few times...she will be the new Doll really soon!
slept on a cozy mattress
drove mah carrr
celebrated my bday at my families fav restaurant Mastro's in Beverly Hills
caught up on tv

this list could really go ON and ON but I will skip to the most important part:

at emma's house, we watched "RuPaul's Drag Race" where there was a girl (a real one teaching the not so real ones) how to pole dance. she did something so magical i must learn how to do it myself. clap my ass. no shame. if you know how to do this, 3 girls would like to learn. all the how to's (yes that happened) said we need to get in our underwear and im just not down, neither is ali.

real disturbing. real gross. but at the same time why dont i have an ass to clap like this? (i cant believe people make videos of themselves clapping their asses and put it online)



i need to learn.

-peace and love from the east [village]
smit in NYC


REMEMBER: IT'S STILL HARD ASS BITCH MONTH...DON'T GET ALL SOFT ON US!

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